Sunday, December 11, 2016

Are you sitting comfortably then I'll continue...

When we were last here ,we left Glenda, The Engineer and his adorable wife admiring the wonderful house The Engineer had built!

"We need to make a deal Engineer" said Glenda, "this house isn't finished, I need a door"

"Oh Glenda" the Engineer sighed "I really think I should be moving onto to something more constructive with my time"

Suddenly Glenda the good witch didn't look so good anymore, her eyes changed color and she looked a bit more bad!

"Why Glenda, what Green eyes you have" said the Engineer.

With that she turned her wand onto the unsuspecting Daisy Dog...


 "Either I get a door, or the paw gets it"


Wait"" cried the Engineer, he rushed into his workshop and a while later she had a door..


But then Glenda declared "the house isn't finished I need windows"

"Oh Glenda" the Engineer sighed "I really think I should be moving onto to something more constructive with my time"

Suddenly Glenda the good witch didn't look so good anymore, her eyes changed color and she looked a bit more bad!

"Why Glenda, what Green eyes you have" said the Engineer.
 
"Give me windows" cried Glenda "or the tail gets it"
 
 
"Wait" cried the Engineer, he rushed into his workshop and a while later she had windows..


Glenda paused for a while and considered her house, she seemed to be pleased and her eyes returned to the blackest of black they had always been.

But then with a shout she cried "it's still not finished, it must have The Sign"

"Oh Glenda" the Engineer sighed "I really think I should be moving onto to something more constructive with my time"

Suddenly Glenda the good witch didn't look so good anymore, her eyes changed color and she looked a bit more bad!

"Why Glenda, what Green eyes you have" said the Engineer.

"Make me the sign or the precious pink nose get's it" she cried..


"Wait" cried the Engineer, he rushed into his workshop and a while later she had The Sign..

 
They all stood back and admired the house, peace and calm seemed to fall over the scene and finally Glenda declared "I can confirm this house is perfect"..
 
 
 
Here endeth the tale of the good (or not so much) witch Glenda, The Engineer and his adorable wife, who as far as we know all lived happily ever after!
 
THE END

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Are you sitting comfortably then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time in a far off distant town on the Southern Oregon Coast there lived a retired Aircraft Engineer and his adorable wife!

One day about a year ago they were visited by Glenda, the good witch of the West!


Who declared to the Engineer that she needed somewhere to live!  Glenda spent months visiting various parts of the property before coming to rest on top of the power pole where she declared...

"'tis here, this is where I want to reside"


The Engineer and Glenda had some design meetings and once in agreement a model was made.....


Then the Engineer set to work, he created the frame around the power pole...
 
 
And then he added some roofing felt, Glenda needs to keep her hat dry....


Glenda said to the Engineer "I want it clad in Cedar, it must be clad in Cedar, Cedar is the only cladding for me"...


 
So Cedar it is.......

 
Next Glenda said "I will need a tower, where will I keep the princesses if I don't have a tower?"
 
BUT the Engineer said "Aren't you a good witch? why would you need somewhere to keep the princesses"
 
Glenda blushed and quietly confirmed "I am a good witch, but I DO still need a tower"
 

So the tower was framed.....

And put into place where Glenda cried "I love it, you are a genius, from up here I can see for miles around"...


This wonderful creation is coming together and this story will be continued next week.....

Sunday, November 20, 2016

The Wall, The Mudslinging and The Rigged Voting System!

2016 will certainly be remembered for its controversial political outcomes.  Even down here on the far Southern Oregon coast we have been bombarded by the 2016 Presidential campaign.  It has even made me realize that our project mirrors in many ways, old "Don" and his policies. 

The same yet vastly different!!!!

The Wall!

Everyone has been talking about The Wall, but no one has been talking about a wall that has been actually built, finished and is successfully doing it's job!  Of keeping things in, not out!

This wall runs along the backside of our barn, it is a retaining wall designed to keep the built up gravel pad that the barn is on, to stop us sliding off down the hill, which I really don't think could happen but it is nice to know that the gravel is now all staying in one place!

The bricks are locally made in Coos Bay! Out of USA materials! and we didn't ask Mexico to pay for it either!  They are interlocking retaining wall blocks - no cement needed!

Fed up with getting a wet belly Mr M designed and made a little apron, next he will be writing a book "101 uses for empty dog food bags" (you saw it here first)

You can't deny he has style...



 
Once the wall was finished we had some gravel delivered - it is unsifted crushed rock which is what most gravel driveways get started with, it is all shapes and sizes of rock from tiny bits to boulders, it packs down really hard and once it rains it sets pretty firm.
 

Mr M and his wheelbarrow worked really hard getting this round to the side of the barn - ok, just kidding, Dennis and his tractor came round!

After it was all spread out Mr M spent a couple of days going over with a tamper and banging it all down tight - he has blisters!!

Looks pretty good now it is finished up, couple more loads of rock to finish off some areas and then it will be ready for finish rock!




The Mudslinging

I am not sure any Presidential campaign ever suffered the level of mudslinging that 2016 witnessed.  It wasn't a pretty sight, and by the time November 8th rolled around I had lost interest in the whole affair.

After all the rain we have had, and after doing some ground work with the wall and laying gravel some parts of our property are starting to resemble the TV debates.  Just basically muddy puddles with no substance and most likely full of omoebas, bacteria and busy ciliates, with not much experience in "real" life.


We will need to spend some time straightening out the dirt and trying to get some grass seed to grow, otherwise in February when the season starts to warm a tinge of green will appear in the puddles, signifying a bloom of photosynthetic flagellates much smaller than bacteria.


Much like when our new Government takes office, we will start to come across rotifers, tiny multi-celled creatures just awakened from their encapsulated over-wintering state and their leader a wriggling hair-spring roundworm.
 

But there are some that won't complain about that.....



The Rigged Voting System!

So turns out the voting system wasn't rigged after all, or was it? depends which side you are on I suppose!

Well I will put this out there right now.. this election is definitely rigged - as much as we want to involve our trusty voters in the project and encourage and empower them - we get to make the final decision on which Candidate wins in this election!

So we are now getting down to the nitty gritty on our house design.  We have the plans and we are all decided on the house apart from we are having second thoughts on the roof design that was originally intended for the house.

To simplify things, Mr M has been crafting! I allowed him unsupervised use of my hot glue gun and he has come up with some excellent models for us to review.

Introducing Candidates No 1 & No 2:


Candidate No. 1. (right hand side of the above picture)

This is in fact the roof design that came with the plans, we both like it a lot and are really drawn to the complex nature of the roof layout and the draw of the vaulted ceilings and big windows.  BUT I am concerned that it is a bit "grand" for us simple folks!


Candidate No. 2 (left hand side of the above picture)

This is our take on simplifying the roof slightly and trying not to be too "grand" as that is not the look we are going for, we are thinking more "county cottage" hence the dormers! 


So vote away and let us know which one you prefer! not that it will make any difference to the final outcome of course!

The roof design will have no impact on the inside floor layout, and Mr M has been busy sticking, putting in the walls etc.

Can you see what it is yet?  Upstairs... complete with railings...


Downstairs....


I'm not supposed to touch this model - I only broke one tiny bit of it.... oppps!

That's all for this update, its been a busy couple of weeks with lots of projects completed and many more planned and even though, as far as I am concerned, there is a cloud hanging over our country, we will continue building walls and filling in puddles and voting for what we believe in!


Sunday, November 6, 2016

...we've been talking and we all think its about time you updated your blog!!

.......... annnnnnnnnnd we're back!  Just incase you missed us!

So on the work front (let's get the boring stuff over with first)... not a huge amount has been done due to hollibobs but what has been done was well worth waiting for!

Firstly he finished off the inside of the conservatory with cedar, and put up some coat hooks - hands up who likes my new rubber pants!!! and it is very cosy in there now, we are on the lookout for a small pot belly stove to put out there and then we will be all set for some cold weather....


Next job was a gate, not just any gate... but a gate made with no nails! proper woodworking stuff going on here!

Smile Mr M - at least pretend you are happy in your work!



Mortise and Tenons...



Glued together..



Oak dowels to pin the corners together...


Once finished Mr M put in some gate posts... and voila...


This gate is our new "formal" entrance into our little garden area outside our house, eventually it will be moved to our house/garden "proper"...

Now he is smiling....


The last week he has been busy sorting out his container, he has built some shelving and unpacked and repacked it AGAIN... we didn't take any photos of this event for which you will probably be grateful for!

The next job is the retaining wall along the bottom of the barn, that should happen this week as the forecast is looking brighter! 

We have the concrete blocks - they got delivered last week, ingenious truck/crane combo...


Quick garden update, I have tidied everything up for the winter and I have planted my garlic for next years harvest, it is already coming up...


Plus my Spring bulbs arrived last week.... all 450 of them! Just need to get them planted and then we can look forward to something pretty...


We had a wonderful visit with the Royals..... I went and met them in San Francisco overcoming my fear of small planes..


We saw the Golden Gate Bridge from our hotel window....


And from a ferry...


We rode the trams...


Went to Alcatraz where we nearly lost one of our party!




On the road trip back to Port Orford we visited SeaBiscuit...


Went to the Redwoods and drove through a tree...



And were really stretched to see everything...


Arriving in back in Port Orford just in time for the first big storm of the year which set a precedent for the rest of their stay - rain - did someone say rain? 20 inches in October...

We had storms...



We had sun..



We did some days out...



Some days at home...



We played games...


And we ate food, lots of yummy food...


Thanks for coming to stay we had a wonderful time......

 
Please send toast crusts at the next available opportunity..